What I’m doing with my life:
I’m really good at:
Squatting, cryptically disrupting capitalist modes of production.
The first thing people usually notice about me:
They never notice me.
The six things I could never do without:
Just the 4 walls of this cubicle, plus the ceiling and the floor.
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
If ginger nuts are a nutritionally-complete food.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit:
I haven’t pooped in 5 years.
I’m looking for:
Someone who wouldn’t mind me coming home from the office late/never.