{Part 5 in our pre-Valentine's week of dating profiles from literary characters!}
My Self-Summary:
New Money, New Me. Located in West Egg. hmu.
What I’m doing with my life:
Drinking. Partying. Sailing. Staring across the bay. Contemplating what could have been, what should be, and the immense wads of cash I keep under my mattress.
I’m really good at:
Nicknames, Old Sport!
The first thing people usually notice about me:
I bear a striking resemblance to Leonardo DiCaprio.
The six things I could never do without:
This question isn’t fair—have you seen my tie collection?
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
Tom Buchanan’s electricity bill.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit:
I don’t know how to do laundry. That’s why I keep buying clothes.
I’m looking for:
Someone who’s beautiful as a Daisy.